lntternetexplorer:

claphne:

imagine: a court system where you do not know the gender, race, sexual orientation, wealth, name, ect. of the person being charged

think of how different the punishments would be

this is such a good idea though like think of how unbiased the judgement of the jury would be? i honestly dont understand why no ones ever thought of this before i mean why do the jury even need to see the criminal anyway, they’re judging the person on their actions not their appearance.

cafemusaiin:

in honor of the revival of early-2000s internet culture, i’d like to suggest

• introducing “pwn” back into our collective vocabularies
• posting old limewired songs that have inserts of bill clinton saying “i did not have sexual relations with that woman”
• MIDI files for autoplay, featuring hit songs like Evanescence’s “Bring Me To Life” and Linkin Park’s “In The End”
• neopets forum wars
• those e-cards with weird 3D gifs like this

• 

the-art-pimpette:

stormbramble:

Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

punnier:

“hey what you thinking about?”

oh nothing

unfreezes:

That moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because you’re just so hilarious.